Cargo Pants required safety device?

I recently bought a pair of cargo pants from Sam's Club (yes, I buy clothes from Sam's and the reason is they are CHEAP). Since I work with technology it is a real plus that the pants allow me to store far more then standard khakis. But there is a hidden safety benefit that I recently stumled upon!

If you have your wallet/money clip/money stored in your cargo pocket, you don't have to unfasten your seat belt while paying at a drive through. Isn't that wonderful and far safer then fooling with the seat belt as you wait for your double quarter pound with cheese and a large coke.

I think congress should call the fashion designers , fast food operators, and car manufactures together to come up with a universal plan whether it be manditory cargo pants for all drivers or possibly large foam car separators (akin to grocery lane separtors) to ensure no accidents occur as drivers do the seat belt, pocket, wallet dance.